Title: Beyond the Deck: Storytelling Strategies for Winning Pitches, with Tinybean’s Sarah-Jane Kurtini

Session context

  • Format: Deep-dive masterclass + live Q&A with Pitch Slap demo
  • Speaker: Sarah-Jane Kurtini, Co-founder/CMO of Tinybean (IPO 2017), positioning strategist, Startmate mentor
  • https://www.linkedin.com/in/sarahjanekurtini/
  • Special feature: Launch Club exclusive version of Pitch Slap tool
  • Context: Pre-pitch night preparation session

SJ’s founder journey: From zero to IPO

Background transformation

2011 starting point:

  • No smartphone (bought iPhone to test Tinybean)
  • Didn’t know what EDM was
  • Zero startup experience
  • Part-time community manager for “glamorous” brands (McLean’s toothpaste, Glad Wrap, Pizza Hut)

Key insight: “You can always learn new skills. What’s hard to replicate is grit, tenacity, and founder instinct.”

Tinybean origin story

Steven’s problem: Speech delays in first son → wished he’d tracked milestones better Steven’s solution: Build milestone tracker + private photo sharing (combining two needs) Market insight: Parents came daily for photos, stayed for milestone tracking

Early partnership dynamics:

  • Started as “I’ll give you 10%, we’ll figure it out later”
  • Startmate rejection: “Concern around team dynamics”
  • Learned from feedback, sorted equity properly
  • Joined Push Start accelerator (8 teams, only cohort)

Growth strategy that worked

Customer obsession:

  • Built for themselves (selfish but authentic)
  • Answered every customer email for 2-3 years
  • Customer support = product development feedback loop
  • “If 30 people email about same issue, fix it vs. keep answering”

Key partnership breakthrough:

  • Mom365 (hospital baby photography) needed ongoing parent engagement
  • Integrated Tinybean as their digital platform
  • Result: Every Mom365 customer became Tinybean customer
  • “Quarter of all babies born in US” funnel

Speed advantage:

  • “We’ll do it” vs. asking partners to do heavy lifting
  • Steven: Technical integration in 2 weeks
  • SJ: Communication pathways in 2 weeks
  • No lawyers, no bureaucracy

The positioning mistake (critical lesson)

What went wrong:

  • Investors pushed “vision” messaging over customer reality
  • Changed from: “Private baby journal for sharing photos safely”
  • To: “The trusted way to help families thrive”
  • Result: Customers confused, didn’t recognize their own experience

Learning: Vision ≠ positioning. Customers don’t care about your vision; they care about their problem.

Pitch Slap: The storytelling framework

Core philosophy

The human element: Remember there’s a person between you and your goal

  • They can’t understand 50-200 different markets deeply
  • Make it simple, human, comprehensible
  • No buzzwords, no word salad

Building blocks approach: Get fundamentals right, then arrange for maximum impact

The 6 essential questions

1. The Gap (Problem)

Question: “What is the gap in the world that made you build this?”

Focus: What’s broken in current system, not your product

  • Could be existing product causing pain
  • Could be lack of product causing pain
  • Could be hacked-together solution causing pain

Tinybean example: Parents putting baby photos in WhatsApp streams that got lost in grandma’s comments, weren’t organized, weren’t complete record

Pitch Slap feedback example: “This answer is skimming the surface like a flat rock on a pond. ‘Hard to get good advice’ is vague and overused. What kind of advice? Who’s struggling most? Why now?“

2. The Context (Why Now/History)

Question: “Why hasn’t someone already solved this? What’s been tried before?”

Purpose: Show you understand the space and why you’re better Key insight: 80% of founders gloss over this, but it makes investor’s job much easier

What to include:

  • Previous attempts and why they failed
  • What’s changed that makes now the right time
  • Your unique insight into why you’ll succeed
3. The Solution (How)

Question: “How does your product actually fill that gap?”

Focus: Plain English explanation of what it does Mental model: “Explain it to your mate in the pub”

Common mistake: Talking about value/why instead of how it works SJ’s rant: “I blame Simon Sinek. People need to understand HOW before they can extrapolate the why.”

4. The Proof (Evidence)

Question: “Do you believe this is truly a problem worth solving?”

For early stage: Not revenue metrics, but evidence of deep problem

  • Customer interviews and insights
  • Early signals and experiments
  • Anything beyond “trust me bro”

Gold standard: Unique insights only you could have discovered

5. The Progress (Execution)

Question: “What have you built/achieved so far?”

Purpose: Prove you’re not standing still Examples: MVP built, signups, waitlist, money collected, testimonials, partnerships

Key insight: “Very easy to have idea. Not easy to bring idea to life.”

6. Why You (Team Authority)

Question: “What makes you dangerous? Why are you the ones to pull this off?”

Include everything relevant: Previous businesses, domain expertise, lived experience Example: Team left blank previous $2M business because “it’s not a startup” - SJ: “Get that in there now!”

The three investor pillars framework

What investors evaluate (in different proportions based on stage):

  1. Team strength: Can they execute?
  2. Product-market fit: Does it solve real problem?
  3. Market tailwinds: Why now, why this solution?

Strategic positioning based on strengths

Example scenarios:

  • Strong team, weak traction: Lead with credentials, buy time to prove product
  • Weak team, strong traction: Focus entirely on proof points and progress
  • Mixed strength: Balance and emphasize strongest elements

SJ’s insight: “If I came up with idea today, I’d probably get meeting based on background alone. But 10 years ago? No chance.”

Pitch Slap tool mechanics

How it works

  1. Answer 6 questions about your startup story
  2. Choose spice level: Brutal/Sassy, Candid, or “Shit Sandwich” (gentle)
  3. Get 3 outputs:
    • Raw version analysis (the roast)
    • Improved rewrite
    • Complete startup narrative

Special Launch Club version

Differences from investor pitch:

  • “Proof” focuses on problem validation vs. revenue metrics
  • Less emphasis on “Vision/Scale”
  • More emphasis on progress and learning

Improvement process

  • Can copy/paste output back in for refinement
  • AI learns from your input quality (“shit in, shit out”)
  • Human finessing still required for final polish

Emotional storytelling considerations

Handling difficult topics

Jessica’s infertility story concern: Taking people on “journey of despair”

SJ’s advice:

  • Nothing wrong with emotion - can be most powerful element
  • Key: Find version you’re comfortable telling repeatedly
  • Investors want to see how you’ve harnessed personal story to solve for others
  • Confidence in your story is palpable and crucial

Tone management

Emmanuel’s death tech question: Playing with tone from soft to sharp

Pitch Slap capability: Should handle emotional range and provide guidance on pacing/tone shifts

Practical applications

Slide structure flexibility

Core principle: Get building blocks right, then arrange for maximum impact Don’t be constrained: No single “golden structure” - adapt based on your strengths

Example reordering:

  • Strong team → Lead with credentials
  • Strong traction → Lead with proof points
  • Unique market insight → Lead with context/history

Investor Roulette preparation

SJ’s evaluation criteria: Team + product-market fit weighted equally Her concern: Teams indexing too heavily on founder story without proving product-market fit

Advice: Strengthen all elements rather than relying on single strength

Key success patterns

What makes stories “hum”

  1. Simple, human language (no buzzwords)
  2. Clear problem articulation (what’s broken today)
  3. Unique market insight (why hasn’t this been solved)
  4. Concrete execution proof (what you’ve actually built)
  5. Personal authority (why you’re dangerous)

Common failure modes

  • Skipping context/history (80% of founders)
  • Explaining value before explaining how it works
  • Generic problem statements
  • Hiding relevant experience
  • Word salad instead of clear communication

Immediate action items

  1. Use Pitch Slap (Launch Club version) to get baseline story
  2. Focus on weakest element of the 6 questions based on feedback
  3. Test story clarity with friends outside your industry
  4. Identify your strongest pillar (team/product/market) and lead with it
  5. Practice emotional regulation if dealing with difficult topics

Future tool development

Coming soon:

  • Pitch deck skeleton generator
  • Investor question preparation
  • Red flag identification
  • Q&A simulation

Current workaround: Use ChatGPT with specific context about your goals and ask for brutal feedback on likely investor concerns

Bottom line

SJ’s philosophy: “Positioning is being able to articulate how you’re different and better than alternatives to your best-fit customers. This skill applies to investor pitches, customer messaging, and personal branding.”

Success formula: Building blocks + human finessing + confidence in your story = compelling narrative that gets meetings.